1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.BZ 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.BZ 3 00:00:08,686 --> 00:00:15,307 On the Maiella mountains he saw his sister, astride a mule, and with every... 4 00:00:15,390 --> 00:00:18,850 ...step her arse bounced on the saddle. 5 00:00:19,510 --> 00:00:25,186 But what a beauty she was! What'll they be saying, what'll they be doing... 6 00:00:25,269 --> 00:00:28,094 Trullallirullero, trullallilullilullà. 7 00:00:30,370 --> 00:00:35,937 In the hills near Sora he found a lovely lady, picking in a little grove... 8 00:00:36,020 --> 00:00:44,023 ...lily-of-the-valley bouquets... What'll they be saying, what'll they be doing... 9 00:00:44,106 --> 00:00:51,381 Trullallirullero, trullallilullilullà. 10 00:01:33,096 --> 00:01:36,296 - Easy, easy! - Citizens, calm down! 11 00:01:36,379 --> 00:01:38,439 Easy, easy! 12 00:01:38,739 --> 00:01:42,417 And shut up! Let me speak, for heaven's sake. A little quiet, please! 13 00:01:42,500 --> 00:01:45,227 Easy, easy! For heaven's sake, calm down! 14 00:01:46,325 --> 00:01:51,049 - Citizens, I came here to...! - People! 15 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:56,807 - Stop shouting! - Dear friends of Belpertuso! 16 00:01:56,890 --> 00:01:57,766 What? 17 00:02:00,349 --> 00:02:07,757 - You too, Giarabomba! - Less bullshit, more action! 18 00:02:07,840 --> 00:02:13,317 I am pleased to announce that we shall soon have a town doctor! 19 00:02:13,400 --> 00:02:17,657 - And who might that be? - Dr Sigrun Seiter. Another Nazi? 20 00:02:17,740 --> 00:02:21,188 Where'd you dig him up, Mimì, the SS? 21 00:02:21,711 --> 00:02:25,757 The opposition's sarcasm doesn't bother me. He is a distinguished professor... 22 00:02:25,840 --> 00:02:31,937 ...from the mainland, a renowned man from Bolzano. A most illustrious doctor! 23 00:02:32,020 --> 00:02:33,814 So when does he arrive? 24 00:02:33,897 --> 00:02:39,747 - Mr Mayor, you've got 48 hours! - He arrives the day after tomorrow! 25 00:02:39,830 --> 00:02:49,437 Political cunning! Thank you! Thank you! Hurray! 26 00:02:49,520 --> 00:02:50,579 Hurray! Hurray! 27 00:02:53,219 --> 00:03:00,037 On the Maiella mountains today I met two sisters riding astride a mule... 28 00:03:00,120 --> 00:03:03,379 ...and with every step their arses bounced on the saddle. 29 00:03:03,500 --> 00:03:09,098 - Trallallà... - Mmm! 30 00:03:11,610 --> 00:03:15,447 Let's hope the new doctor likes chrysanthemums, like Dr... 31 00:03:15,530 --> 00:03:18,847 - Manson in 'The Citadel'. - Or was it dahlias? 32 00:03:18,930 --> 00:03:25,486 - Carmelina, your whole arse is showing! - Nice arse, nice view! 33 00:03:25,569 --> 00:03:28,167 If they call you Holy-Water, don't complain! 34 00:03:28,250 --> 00:03:29,584 Who's complaining? 35 00:03:36,199 --> 00:03:39,810 If he likes dahlias better, I'll just change them. 36 00:03:43,605 --> 00:03:44,719 There! 37 00:03:48,313 --> 00:03:49,146 This is Sasà. 38 00:03:51,538 --> 00:03:56,700 He'll enjoy them. My tribute to a man of culture. 39 00:03:58,742 --> 00:03:59,747 What are they? 40 00:03:59,830 --> 00:04:04,800 No idea. Found them in the cellar. They'll interest him. Well done, Sasà! 41 00:04:07,181 --> 00:04:13,127 This is Grandpa Checco. They don't make razor strops like this anymore. 42 00:04:13,210 --> 00:04:17,986 That's old-fashioned stuff. He'll have some ultrafast electric razor. 43 00:04:18,069 --> 00:04:19,387 Know where to shove it? 44 00:04:19,470 --> 00:04:25,006 - I kiss your hands, Excellency! - Rosalia, what on earth are you wearing? 45 00:04:25,769 --> 00:04:31,946 - Indecent! - Well done! You've fixed the room nicely. 46 00:04:32,029 --> 00:04:34,213 Well done, Sasà. 47 00:04:35,362 --> 00:04:40,556 Excellent. He'll feel like he's at the Grand Hotel. A famous doctor... 48 00:04:40,639 --> 00:04:44,837 ...like Dr Seiter could hardly sleep at the clinic! 49 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:46,990 He's from South Tyrol, from Bolzano! 50 00:04:51,781 --> 00:04:57,767 The coach is late. It should be here by now. And why are you... 51 00:04:57,850 --> 00:04:59,066 - Here? - What? 52 00:04:59,149 --> 00:05:02,606 We are the village authorities. I represent the Belpertuso press... 53 00:05:02,689 --> 00:05:06,413 ...and therefore have the right to welcome arriving dignitaries. Clear? 54 00:05:07,375 --> 00:05:10,907 'I represent'! What's wrong with you? Come looking for the doctor? 55 00:05:10,990 --> 00:05:16,376 I caught the clap. The clap! Tell me right now who gave it to you... 56 00:05:16,459 --> 00:05:20,137 ...pig! Speak, in the name of the law! It happened five years ago... 57 00:05:20,220 --> 00:05:24,676 ...when I went to the mainland. In this stinking village there isn't even a... 58 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:32,176 ...whore! All right, all right! You scared the life out of me! Here's the coach! 59 00:05:32,259 --> 00:05:37,091 It's here! At last! Seventy-two hours late: almost on time! 60 00:05:52,228 --> 00:05:55,687 Oh, mamma mia! 61 00:06:04,269 --> 00:06:07,264 He hasn't come. 62 00:06:09,322 --> 00:06:10,907 So what do we do now, lads? 63 00:06:10,990 --> 00:06:15,329 Minchia, we're screwed! What are we going to tell the villagers? 64 00:06:16,680 --> 00:06:20,290 Gentlemen, gentlemen! He's here! 65 00:06:26,502 --> 00:06:30,147 - Good morning, miss. - I'm the doctor. What? 66 00:06:30,230 --> 00:06:33,201 Don Mimì, did you notice that bag? 67 00:06:34,348 --> 00:06:40,217 I'm Sigrun Seiter, the town doctor. I say she's an SS officer in disguise! 68 00:06:40,300 --> 00:06:44,957 Perhaps I wasn't clear. Didn't you receive the letter announcing my arrival? 69 00:06:45,040 --> 00:06:48,957 Well, you see, we were actually expecting a doctor with balls... 70 00:06:49,040 --> 00:06:50,651 A doctor, you understand? 71 00:06:50,734 --> 00:06:55,376 Yes, exactly. A man, in other words. A man? 72 00:06:55,459 --> 00:06:58,566 - A man called Sigrun? - What's so funny? 73 00:06:58,649 --> 00:07:04,936 Come now, gentlemen! Sigrun is a woman's name. The name of a Valkyrie. 74 00:07:05,019 --> 00:07:06,480 Don't you know the Valkyries? 75 00:07:09,110 --> 00:07:11,529 You know, this village doesn't get many tourists. 76 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:15,029 There they are, they're coming. 77 00:07:36,370 --> 00:07:38,591 A long-haired doctor! 78 00:07:49,139 --> 00:07:52,110 - What long-haired doctor? - It's a woman! 79 00:07:52,750 --> 00:07:57,967 I have the honour of presenting Dr Sigrun Seiter. Delighted. 80 00:07:58,050 --> 00:08:00,267 She only examines women! It's a scandal! 81 00:08:00,350 --> 00:08:02,470 Come on. Minchia! 82 00:08:04,309 --> 00:08:08,612 Back! Back, I said! 83 00:08:10,754 --> 00:08:13,110 - Minchia? Minchia? - What is that, a greeting? 84 00:08:13,610 --> 00:08:16,350 Well, actually, it's something rather pleasant. 85 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:35,269 Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! 86 00:08:38,429 --> 00:08:45,487 Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! Minchia! 87 00:08:45,570 --> 00:08:51,230 Beppe Nardone, at your service, Doctor! Minchia! Don Gaudenzio, we're saved now! 88 00:08:51,929 --> 00:08:55,049 There she is. What a beauty! 89 00:08:56,990 --> 00:09:01,226 Carmelina, remember: perfect decorum. A distinguished guest is coming... 90 00:09:01,309 --> 00:09:05,167 ...and you must understand that these are very serious people. 91 00:09:05,250 --> 00:09:10,267 When he arrives, let me do the talking. I know how to receive a man... 92 00:09:10,350 --> 00:09:16,956 ...of importance. And here is Dr Sigrun Seiter. Please, Doctor, do come in. 93 00:09:20,481 --> 00:09:27,147 Willkommen in Belpertuso, Herr Doktor! This is my family. Please. 94 00:09:27,230 --> 00:09:31,332 Danke schön, Herr Doktor! Chrysanthemum... offriren! 95 00:09:34,909 --> 00:09:38,747 - Forgive me, but I... - We're family here. Very kind, thanks. 96 00:09:38,830 --> 00:09:43,487 My wife is a cultured woman, you know. How lovely, thank you! Grandpa... delighted. 97 00:09:43,570 --> 00:09:47,747 That's Rosario, known as Sasà. Honoured. Doctor, I've a little pain... 98 00:09:47,830 --> 00:09:51,247 ...right here. Do something; you know what Grandpa's like! 99 00:09:51,450 --> 00:09:57,487 No, don't let him go! And this is Carmelina, our culinary expert. 100 00:09:57,570 --> 00:10:00,926 Please, madam. If you'll follow me, I'll show you to your room. 101 00:10:01,009 --> 00:10:02,331 Thank you. 102 00:10:04,274 --> 00:10:10,450 - Did you see? She's wearing trousers! - Shameless! A woman of science! 103 00:10:10,669 --> 00:10:14,903 - How dare you judge her? - Get straight back to the kitchen! 104 00:10:17,807 --> 00:10:24,956 Sasà, mind your manners at the table. Yes, Mum. Here comes the doctor. 105 00:10:25,039 --> 00:10:33,576 Please, please. The sausage! Here you are, at the head of the table. Thank you. 106 00:10:33,659 --> 00:10:40,654 Too much trouble. Nonsense, in Sicily hospitality is sacred. Smells lovely! 107 00:10:43,845 --> 00:10:44,716 More? 108 00:10:44,799 --> 00:10:51,987 No, thank you. Now you must try a little wine. Thank you. Allow me. 109 00:10:52,070 --> 00:10:53,380 It's from my own vineyard. 110 00:10:55,168 --> 00:10:59,706 Is that enough, madam? More? It must be excellent. Cheers! Thank you. 111 00:10:59,789 --> 00:11:05,614 Turned out well! That's enough. Our expert is queen of the kitchen. Have a taste. 112 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:08,392 A little more water, Mum? 113 00:11:09,274 --> 00:11:16,096 Thanks, Sasà. Enough. They're dressed with aubergines, a local speciality. 114 00:11:16,179 --> 00:11:20,686 I hope you like it. What do you think, Doctor? 115 00:11:20,769 --> 00:11:25,747 Excellent. I made the sauce for you with my own hands. Just out of curiosity... 116 00:11:25,830 --> 00:11:27,990 Do you grow aubergines where you come from? 117 00:11:28,259 --> 00:11:32,290 Yes, of course. Where I'm from, aubergines have a curious name. They're called... 118 00:11:33,980 --> 00:11:34,980 Is something wrong? 119 00:11:35,903 --> 00:11:40,787 Perhaps you don't like them. No, no, I was saying that where I come from... 120 00:11:40,870 --> 00:11:45,844 ...aubergines have an odd name. They're called... wait. You can't remember? 121 00:11:51,192 --> 00:11:54,197 Strange, it's completely slipped my mind just now. 122 00:11:56,187 --> 00:11:59,259 That happens to me all the time with names. 123 00:12:06,989 --> 00:12:09,911 - Aren't you comfortable in that chair? - Very comfortable. 124 00:12:13,519 --> 00:12:17,417 Now I remember. Where I'm from, aubergines are called... 125 00:12:17,822 --> 00:12:22,316 Sorry, I dropped my knife. I told you to behave at the table! 126 00:12:22,399 --> 00:12:24,818 Leave him alone. These things happen, don't they? 127 00:12:24,927 --> 00:12:28,897 You're far too indulgent with that boy. You know manners matter to me. 128 00:12:28,980 --> 00:12:33,336 You're right, dear. Above all, the table shows whether a man is a gentleman. 129 00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:37,497 I was taught that at table your hands stay beside your plate... 130 00:12:37,580 --> 00:12:41,599 ...and you take great care never to put your elbows on the tablecloth. 131 00:12:48,788 --> 00:12:50,652 What's wrong? Are you feeling unwell? 132 00:12:52,298 --> 00:12:54,441 No, it's nothing. It'll pass in a moment. 133 00:12:58,407 --> 00:12:59,289 This is madness! 134 00:12:59,620 --> 00:13:06,137 'Mad apple'. Sorry, I didn't follow. Tollapfel means 'mad apple', madam. 135 00:13:06,220 --> 00:13:15,877 You absolutely mustn't worry, it's nothing serious. But if... 136 00:13:15,960 --> 00:13:21,917 ...you neglect it, it can develop into urethritis. Then you're in trouble. 137 00:13:22,000 --> 00:13:23,129 Where'd you catch it? 138 00:13:23,212 --> 00:13:26,316 On the mainland. In this village there isn't even a... 139 00:13:26,399 --> 00:13:29,187 You've already told me. Trousers down, please. Now. 140 00:13:33,826 --> 00:13:39,216 Know what they say around here? A man who hasn't caught it at least once... 141 00:13:39,299 --> 00:13:49,470 ...isn't a real man. Congratulations! You've passed with flying colours. 142 00:13:51,293 --> 00:13:54,195 - You... - You're here to have it looked at too? 143 00:13:56,946 --> 00:13:57,779 And you? 144 00:13:58,870 --> 00:14:03,072 - Me too. - Tell me, does she get a good look at it? 145 00:14:03,543 --> 00:14:06,428 Of course. Does she touch it too? 146 00:14:07,240 --> 00:14:14,293 Of course she touches it. She's a doctor! Then I'll come here every day. 147 00:14:29,716 --> 00:14:33,456 But there's absolutely nothing wrong with you. And this is nothing? 148 00:14:33,539 --> 00:14:37,832 I assure you, everything is fine. What I need is a practical test, Doctor. 149 00:14:39,403 --> 00:14:41,367 - Schwein! - What did you say? 150 00:14:41,450 --> 00:14:45,917 I said it could be Schwein. And what does this Schwein mean? 151 00:14:46,389 --> 00:14:53,737 A very serious disease. Very serious. But I don't understand: this always works! 152 00:14:53,820 --> 00:15:02,637 There's only one cure, my dear young man: a nice clean cut. Are you mad? 153 00:15:02,720 --> 00:15:07,365 Mamma mia, she's crazy! Run! She proposed a hideous mutilation! 154 00:15:26,803 --> 00:15:38,527 Come in. Please, sit down. Sasà, come on in. I wouldn't want to disturb you. 155 00:15:38,610 --> 00:15:41,706 You're not disturbing me. There's no one left. Sit down. 156 00:15:47,325 --> 00:15:49,956 - So, what did you come about? - This. 157 00:15:52,504 --> 00:15:57,147 That's teenage acne. Perfectly normal at your age. There's nothing to worry about. 158 00:15:59,221 --> 00:16:01,028 - How old are you? - Seven... 159 00:16:01,567 --> 00:16:02,400 Seventeen. 160 00:16:04,302 --> 00:16:07,389 Sasà, you'll have to be completely honest with me. Agreed? 161 00:16:07,609 --> 00:16:12,537 Of course. Why else would I come? Besides, doctors are like... 162 00:16:12,620 --> 00:16:18,017 ...confessors, they say. Exactly. So: do you feel you're a grown man... 163 00:16:18,940 --> 00:16:25,427 A grown man? You bet! Good grief. Have you ever been with a girl? 164 00:16:25,884 --> 00:16:30,239 Yes, of course. But do you understand what I mean? 165 00:16:30,509 --> 00:16:35,130 Let's be precise: I mean, have you had intimate relations? Intimate? 166 00:16:37,543 --> 00:16:43,196 Never. That explains it. You need to sleep with a woman for the acne to clear... 167 00:16:43,279 --> 00:16:46,759 ...up. Easy for you to say, but where am I supposed to find a woman? 168 00:16:47,485 --> 00:16:51,466 In this village, until... until you get married... until then... 169 00:16:52,547 --> 00:16:58,596 Nothing. Right. So where does all that famous southern passion... 170 00:16:58,679 --> 00:17:01,135 - ...go? - To the mainland, when... 171 00:17:02,081 --> 00:17:05,912 ...we're in the army. That's where it happens. When's your turn? 172 00:17:06,519 --> 00:17:13,000 In two years, six months and ten days. Have you tried it on with Carmelina? 173 00:17:13,422 --> 00:17:17,216 Of course I have, but there's no chance. And besides... 174 00:17:17,299 --> 00:17:23,766 ...Grandpa and Dad never leave her alone. Then you'll have to wait. Yes, wait. 175 00:17:57,900 --> 00:18:01,395 What is this, a haunted house? 176 00:18:13,377 --> 00:18:16,150 Morning, Grandpa. No breakfast at the tavern today? 177 00:18:16,630 --> 00:18:23,807 Ill-mannered brat! At your age I was already fighting in Africa! 178 00:18:34,559 --> 00:18:35,392 Grandpa! 179 00:18:52,343 --> 00:18:53,944 May I come in, Doctor? 180 00:18:55,800 --> 00:18:57,300 Come in! 181 00:19:10,028 --> 00:19:14,449 You're late today, Grandpa Checco! 182 00:19:15,074 --> 00:19:17,279 You beat me to the punch again! 183 00:19:17,359 --> 00:19:21,557 You're both very sweet in this contest of courtesy. But know what you should do? 184 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:22,097 No. 185 00:19:22,180 --> 00:19:29,297 Organise yourselves better. Of course. She's right: we need a system! 186 00:20:25,980 --> 00:20:29,077 Out! Insolent pig! Shameless! How dare you? 187 00:20:29,160 --> 00:20:36,897 Get out of the bathroom at once! Out! Out! For heaven's sake, go away! You too! 188 00:20:36,980 --> 00:20:43,456 You've soaked my whole shirt! Form a queue! Form a queue! 189 00:20:43,539 --> 00:20:49,097 Sorry, terribly sorry. Is it possible you still haven't learnt to queue... 190 00:20:49,180 --> 00:20:52,307 ...for the bathroom? You should learn from the English. 191 00:20:56,729 --> 00:20:59,954 - I can't take any more, I'm suffocating! - Just a little longer. 192 00:21:04,135 --> 00:21:07,407 Now you know what to do. Repeat the treatment every day... 193 00:21:07,490 --> 00:21:14,087 ...every single day, morning and evening. Then apply this lotion... 194 00:21:14,170 --> 00:21:19,547 ...all over your face. Easy to say! Will the acne clear? Let's hope so. 195 00:21:19,630 --> 00:21:23,786 I've already told you what you need to do. And I've already told you that here... 196 00:21:23,869 --> 00:21:29,887 These things happen when least expected. And for a handsome lad... 197 00:21:29,970 --> 00:21:34,766 ...like you, it shouldn't be difficult. When you're young, you have to have faith. 198 00:21:34,849 --> 00:21:40,766 Right. You obviously don't know this place. Maybe, but all places are alike. 199 00:21:40,849 --> 00:21:44,466 Don't make such a tragedy of it. Belpertuso is hopeless. 200 00:21:44,549 --> 00:21:46,409 Are you really sure? 201 00:21:47,588 --> 00:21:51,709 I don't believe it. Let's tour the village together. We'll meet plenty of pretty... 202 00:21:51,789 --> 00:21:53,022 ...girls we meet. 203 00:21:55,082 --> 00:22:01,347 You know, you were right. I didn't see a single girl. 204 00:22:01,430 --> 00:22:02,263 Told you! 205 00:22:04,615 --> 00:22:10,486 I kiss your hands! She's having fun with the mayor's son! Lucky bicycle... 206 00:22:10,569 --> 00:22:15,467 ...getting squeezed between those thighs! She may be a doctor, but what behaviour! 207 00:22:37,101 --> 00:22:38,333 This is a lovely spot. 208 00:22:42,720 --> 00:22:44,266 Is all this land yours? 209 00:22:44,349 --> 00:22:51,900 Yes. That's the orchard, the vineyard, and those are the wheat fields. 210 00:22:58,229 --> 00:23:01,942 - And what's that? - The old mill. Shall we go? 211 00:23:02,025 --> 00:23:02,858 If you like. 212 00:23:17,517 --> 00:23:18,525 Go on, go on, go on! 213 00:23:21,261 --> 00:23:24,716 They used to grind wheat here. Now it's used as a storehouse... 214 00:23:24,799 --> 00:23:26,160 There's everything in here. 215 00:23:55,788 --> 00:24:05,813 Good. But there are lemons. Yes. 216 00:24:25,723 --> 00:24:30,567 Sasà, do you remember Goethe's poem? 217 00:24:34,230 --> 00:24:36,778 Do you know the land where the lemon trees bloom, 218 00:24:38,701 --> 00:24:48,287 where golden oranges gleam among green leaves? 219 00:24:53,451 --> 00:24:55,594 And your acne? 220 00:24:55,828 --> 00:25:03,203 Just a little redness left. It's that I... I feel like... like someone who... 221 00:25:03,540 --> 00:25:08,115 Listen, let's play a game. Whoever drops it pays a forfeit, all right? 222 00:25:12,838 --> 00:25:14,847 Careful! 223 00:26:02,856 --> 00:26:06,568 - No, no, not you! - Why not me? 224 00:26:08,779 --> 00:26:19,784 - And where did she go? - To Bolzano. Did you scare her off? 225 00:26:20,594 --> 00:26:24,926 - Carmelina? - What are you talking about? 226 00:26:25,009 --> 00:26:31,038 Wait. The mayor has priority. You keep quiet! 227 00:26:34,935 --> 00:26:40,304 Carmelina, sweetheart! Open up, beautiful, open up! 228 00:26:42,345 --> 00:26:48,476 Carmelina, open up, it's the mayor! Is this how you two behave? Gorging... 229 00:26:48,559 --> 00:26:49,756 Who's there? 230 00:26:49,839 --> 00:26:55,186 Look at the colour in your cheeks! And look at those great pale buttocks! 231 00:26:55,269 --> 00:27:02,087 Shut that big mouth, you subversive, anti-democratic lout! Me? 232 00:27:02,170 --> 00:27:06,067 For heaven's sake! A little quiet. Is this really the time to argue politics? 233 00:27:06,150 --> 00:27:10,896 Wait for the elections! It's midnight! Politics keeps no office hours! 234 00:27:11,166 --> 00:27:16,787 Then go to bed! If necessary, we'll argue all night. 235 00:27:18,728 --> 00:27:25,510 Still, my girl's held up nicely, eh? You degenerate! You're the degenerate! 236 00:27:34,403 --> 00:27:38,961 You do enjoy your little jokes, don't you? Where did you sleep last night? 237 00:27:39,163 --> 00:27:43,087 At the clinic. Were you looking for me? Was I ever! I didn't sleep a wink! 238 00:27:43,170 --> 00:27:46,506 That's why I slept at the clinic. What did you think I meant? 239 00:27:46,589 --> 00:27:48,986 I only wanted to talk to you. At night? 240 00:27:49,069 --> 00:27:53,047 During the day I'm extremely busy, as the village's first citizen. 241 00:27:53,130 --> 00:27:56,907 I need to discuss something intimate. Very personal, I'd say. 242 00:27:56,990 --> 00:28:01,000 Oh, really? In that case, how about eleven tonight? Where? 243 00:28:01,557 --> 00:28:05,556 In my room, naturally. But no funny business, eh? Of course. 244 00:28:11,089 --> 00:28:12,147 Maybe he'll get laid! 245 00:28:58,153 --> 00:28:59,826 Minchia, what an arse! 246 00:29:01,750 --> 00:29:05,819 Bloody hell! 247 00:29:08,616 --> 00:29:10,680 Damn it! 248 00:29:24,295 --> 00:29:25,778 Lean the ladder up! 249 00:29:30,992 --> 00:29:32,173 Turn it! One... 250 00:29:36,765 --> 00:29:42,214 Two! Two! Two! One! 251 00:29:45,844 --> 00:29:47,310 One! Higher! 252 00:29:50,567 --> 00:29:54,195 How's it going? 253 00:29:54,685 --> 00:30:01,857 He enters the penalty area, takes the ball... shoots! Goal! 254 00:30:03,528 --> 00:30:04,859 Yes, yes, yes! 255 00:30:05,910 --> 00:30:09,827 Goal! Oh, those two are really playing fuckball! Let me see! 256 00:30:09,910 --> 00:30:14,785 Look, you look too! Listen! What fuckball? 257 00:30:15,882 --> 00:30:17,682 Look! That's Rosalia! What? 258 00:30:17,765 --> 00:30:20,978 Move over, let me see too! Look, look! 259 00:30:23,625 --> 00:30:30,047 It's Rosalia! He's shagging his own wife and thinks she's the doctor! 260 00:30:30,130 --> 00:30:33,683 Pale-Arse got conned! Pale, all right! 261 00:30:39,201 --> 00:30:42,325 He deserves a lesson. Wait. Go to bed. 262 00:30:48,010 --> 00:30:48,872 Chinese cunning! 263 00:30:52,939 --> 00:30:59,839 Hey! What are you doing here? 264 00:31:00,193 --> 00:31:02,664 Same thing you're doing. Who did you think I was? 265 00:31:02,944 --> 00:31:06,726 The doctor told me to sleep here, Pale-Arse! 266 00:31:09,325 --> 00:31:13,786 Look at that filthy sod, watching the erotic entertainment... 267 00:31:13,869 --> 00:31:16,187 ...of his own daughter with her lawful husband! 268 00:33:08,699 --> 00:33:12,968 Come on, you pigs! All chasing after that shameless hussy! 269 00:34:18,273 --> 00:34:20,164 - What do you want, Carmelina? - You. 270 00:34:27,047 --> 00:34:28,804 And yours I'll be. But how come? 271 00:34:29,242 --> 00:34:33,087 You never wanted to before. Why suddenly now? Because I find you... 272 00:34:33,170 --> 00:34:34,224 ...likeable, don't I? 273 00:34:34,304 --> 00:34:42,625 Besides, I'm furious with that lot. That's why I decided. How do I look, Sasà? 274 00:35:08,730 --> 00:35:09,608 I like you. 275 00:35:15,429 --> 00:35:16,710 Take off my bra. 276 00:35:26,112 --> 00:35:28,304 - The rest too, right? - Get moving! 277 00:35:39,306 --> 00:35:40,969 And hurry up with those knickers! 278 00:35:49,264 --> 00:35:50,524 What are you waiting for? 279 00:35:54,411 --> 00:35:57,887 - Never seen a belly before? - Who cares about your belly? 280 00:36:00,773 --> 00:36:04,097 Ow, ow! No, not that — you! 281 00:36:09,496 --> 00:36:10,907 Take that little jacket off. 282 00:36:17,429 --> 00:36:18,890 What's wrong, are you scared? 283 00:36:20,887 --> 00:36:21,720 You're handsome. 284 00:36:33,643 --> 00:36:35,400 Hold me, Sasà. 285 00:36:45,610 --> 00:36:49,221 Easy. I'll do everything, don't worry. 286 00:37:07,260 --> 00:37:10,800 I like it... darling! 287 00:37:32,353 --> 00:37:38,478 Sigrun! Sigrun! You too, eh? And what am I? 288 00:37:39,407 --> 00:37:45,326 A scullery maid, eh? A kitchen skivvy? Ever since that woman arrived... 289 00:37:45,409 --> 00:37:49,701 ...none of you even look at me! I'm sick to death of that German woman, you hear? 290 00:37:49,936 --> 00:37:57,007 I'm leaving this house and village forever! Back to Ciociaria for Carmelina! 291 00:38:16,784 --> 00:38:20,563 Come on, Antonietta. If you don't tell me what's wrong, how can I treat you? 292 00:38:20,920 --> 00:38:24,835 - No, I'm not ill. - Then why did you come? 293 00:38:25,643 --> 00:38:29,880 Well, because... because I'm pregnant. Oh? How long? 294 00:38:30,284 --> 00:38:33,356 - Two days. - Two days? What are you talking about? 295 00:38:34,081 --> 00:38:37,626 Well, something happened. All right, all right. Let's have a look. 296 00:38:48,643 --> 00:38:56,340 Dishonoured! Misfortune has struck me! But you're a virgin. What's this about? 297 00:38:56,847 --> 00:39:00,389 He lifted my skirt. Yes, all right, and then? 298 00:39:00,777 --> 00:39:02,567 He threw me onto the hay. And then? 299 00:39:03,376 --> 00:39:09,016 Then he rubbed himself all over me so much I nearly fainted, Doctor. 300 00:39:09,099 --> 00:39:12,422 Oh, mein Gott! Come on, get dressed now. 301 00:39:16,759 --> 00:39:20,636 Sometimes I think we're in the Middle Ages. Men go to the Moon and you... 302 00:39:20,719 --> 00:39:25,156 ...think you're pregnant just because a boy had a good grope. 303 00:39:25,239 --> 00:39:30,664 The fainting convinced me. I'll give you fainting! You're not made of ice! 304 00:39:31,018 --> 00:39:34,360 Anyway, I'll prescribe some phosphorus. It'll do your brain good. 305 00:40:00,414 --> 00:40:06,436 Doctor, excuse me. I still have those little pains, those complaints... 306 00:40:06,519 --> 00:40:09,556 Keep taking the pills I gave you, all right? 307 00:40:09,639 --> 00:40:14,837 Excuse me... perhaps a little examination, a little feel, eh? Come by tomorrow... 308 00:40:14,920 --> 00:40:17,893 ...at the clinic and we'll see. Good evening. At the clinic! 309 00:40:18,047 --> 00:40:21,474 Yes... at the clinic. 310 00:40:24,360 --> 00:40:26,879 - Good evening, Doctor. - Good evening. What is it? 311 00:40:27,297 --> 00:40:29,097 I need to tell you something, I... 312 00:40:29,180 --> 00:40:30,621 Mimì! Mimì! 313 00:40:32,309 --> 00:40:40,206 Ah, it's you. If you want us to swap rooms again tonight, I'm ready. 314 00:40:40,289 --> 00:40:42,449 No, thank you. Pity. 315 00:40:46,128 --> 00:40:50,427 Doctor, if you want to go back to the mill, I'd be happy to take you. 316 00:40:50,510 --> 00:40:53,655 Thank you, Sasà, I'll let you know. Good night. Good night. 317 00:41:47,402 --> 00:41:50,429 Hold it there! 318 00:41:55,909 --> 00:42:00,786 At last! I've been waiting one, two, three hours. Same story every morning! 319 00:42:00,869 --> 00:42:03,652 This never ends. 320 00:42:07,730 --> 00:42:11,726 Lads, what a gorgeous babe! I love leafing through it: they're all stark naked! 321 00:42:11,809 --> 00:42:14,429 I'm getting worked up just looking at them! 322 00:42:20,780 --> 00:42:24,686 Disgusting! It was better when they spent all day at the tavern... 323 00:42:24,769 --> 00:42:29,167 ...and now they're at the clinic every day, ever since that woman arrived! 324 00:42:29,250 --> 00:42:32,527 My husband's got every disease going! Let me through! 325 00:42:32,610 --> 00:42:36,167 I'll do the douche myself! Yes, madam. Hurry up! 326 00:42:36,250 --> 00:42:37,779 Hurry up! 327 00:42:40,969 --> 00:42:44,806 May they have a stroke! That foreigner has them trailing after her like... 328 00:42:44,889 --> 00:42:49,206 ...sheep. They don't even look at us anymore, the filthy pigs! 329 00:42:49,289 --> 00:42:53,527 Of course, we had to end up with a woman doctor! This scandal has to stop! 330 00:42:53,610 --> 00:42:58,427 We just sit here doing nothing? Right, let's go to Don Gaudenzio! 331 00:42:58,510 --> 00:43:03,927 You must leave. Not that I agree, my dear Doctor, quite the contrary... 332 00:43:04,010 --> 00:43:09,047 But as mayor, you understand, I can't ignore the protests... 333 00:43:09,130 --> 00:43:14,846 ...coming from every direction. Although, to tell the truth... 334 00:43:14,929 --> 00:43:16,592 ...only the women are protesting. 335 00:43:19,827 --> 00:43:21,627 When are the next elections? 336 00:43:21,710 --> 00:43:25,311 In two months. But why do you ask? 337 00:43:26,070 --> 00:43:29,956 Because the reason for your attitude is obvious. Now listen carefully. 338 00:43:30,039 --> 00:43:33,306 If they doubted my competence, I'd accept your request... 339 00:43:33,389 --> 00:43:37,936 ...and leave today. But since it's nothing but women's gossip, let me remind you... 340 00:43:38,019 --> 00:43:42,320 ...I signed a proper council contract. I intend to honour it. I'm staying. 341 00:43:43,333 --> 00:43:47,817 So you intend to stay despite everything? Certainly, dear Mayor. Good for you! 342 00:43:47,900 --> 00:43:53,596 You cannot give in: your mission, your devotion to science... 343 00:43:53,679 --> 00:43:58,251 ...for which you're ready to give body and soul! Body and soul... 344 00:44:22,010 --> 00:44:26,726 This storm has trapped us. Look what I found. At least you can dry yourself off. 345 00:44:26,809 --> 00:44:28,541 Good man. 346 00:44:30,094 --> 00:44:30,927 Cold! 347 00:44:48,487 --> 00:44:53,483 Cold? Hey, you've hardly got any left! So you did find yourself a girl! 348 00:44:58,630 --> 00:45:00,336 I see you took my advice. 349 00:48:35,592 --> 00:48:40,096 The parish priest interfered and put pressure on the mayor. Oh, really? 350 00:48:40,179 --> 00:48:45,097 Luckily the doctor's still here. She doesn't let anyone walk all over her... 351 00:48:45,177 --> 00:48:46,648 She's got character! 352 00:48:59,858 --> 00:49:02,760 - Is there a doctor here? - Yes, that's the clinic. 353 00:49:07,552 --> 00:49:13,003 A doctor? No male doctor, but there's a lady doctor. Doctor Minchia. 354 00:49:23,500 --> 00:49:31,377 Breathe in. How long have you had this? Since last night. We feasted on... 355 00:49:31,460 --> 00:49:33,185 ...mussels. What did you say? 356 00:49:33,268 --> 00:49:37,547 Yes, mussels. What's strange about that? They were raw, weren't they? 357 00:49:37,630 --> 00:49:43,237 Yes, of course. Why, don't you like them? You're in serious trouble. 358 00:49:43,320 --> 00:49:49,036 We need tests now. Meanwhile, I'm keeping you isolated. What? 359 00:49:49,119 --> 00:49:50,590 How long must I stay here? 360 00:49:50,871 --> 00:49:56,297 Three or four days, until the results arrive. I'm leaving! 361 00:49:56,380 --> 00:50:00,156 Carabiniere Nardone! At your service. As Belpertuso's health officer... 362 00:50:00,239 --> 00:50:03,717 ...I order you to arrest this man as a suspected... 363 00:50:03,800 --> 00:50:08,742 ...carrier of vibrios. Yes, ma'am! Vibrios? What the devil are those? 364 00:50:09,282 --> 00:50:12,877 - Cholera. Ever heard of cholera? - Cholera? 365 00:50:12,960 --> 00:50:20,166 Exactly. Do you understand now? You're a public danger, you know. Your name? 366 00:50:21,449 --> 00:50:24,097 Well? Have you decided? I asked your name. 367 00:50:25,887 --> 00:50:31,417 Max Colombi. Max Colombi. You're lucky you stopped here. 368 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:36,476 Yes, some luck! But you'll only have to postpone... 369 00:50:36,559 --> 00:50:41,445 ...your pleasure trip for a few days. What pleasure trip? 370 00:50:43,251 --> 00:50:48,047 I assumed from the car. You're mistaken: I'm not some industrialist... 371 00:50:48,130 --> 00:50:50,587 ...on holiday. Who do you think I am? 372 00:50:50,670 --> 00:50:57,076 I'm a test driver, trying out a prototype. In two days I have to... 373 00:50:57,159 --> 00:51:02,217 ...be in Milan. I'm a poor devil earning a living, same as you. Understand? 374 00:51:02,300 --> 00:51:06,397 Of course I understand, but it makes no difference to me. Your condition... 375 00:51:06,480 --> 00:51:10,056 ...is a serious danger to you and everyone else. So I have to... 376 00:51:10,139 --> 00:51:13,322 ...keep you here, Mr Colombi. Please, sit down. 377 00:51:20,257 --> 00:51:22,958 And you stay on guard. At your service, Doctor. 378 00:51:35,817 --> 00:51:37,233 - Hi. - Hi. 379 00:51:40,829 --> 00:51:43,046 - What brings you round here? - Just passing. 380 00:51:48,085 --> 00:51:49,817 What are you doing all alone? 381 00:51:49,900 --> 00:51:57,096 Nothing, I'm bored. You know, yesterday I had a long talk with the doctor. Oh, yes? 382 00:51:58,159 --> 00:52:03,656 She explained loads of things. She said that what happened between us... 383 00:52:03,739 --> 00:52:06,217 - ...doesn't... - You really told her everything? 384 00:52:06,300 --> 00:52:10,257 Well, I had to. But I didn't tell her I was with you. Oh, good. 385 00:52:10,340 --> 00:52:11,489 I didn't specify. 386 00:52:15,168 --> 00:52:19,978 I got such a fright, you know. I really thought I was pregnant. 387 00:52:30,947 --> 00:52:32,905 Oh, come on! 388 00:52:43,974 --> 00:52:47,249 Bloody hell, I've got to call Milan! Isn't there a telephone here? 389 00:52:49,643 --> 00:52:54,786 I knew it. This isn't a village, it's a dump. Now get out at once... 390 00:52:54,869 --> 00:52:58,930 ...can't you see I'm examining someone? Listen, couldn't you make the call for me? 391 00:52:59,010 --> 00:53:03,206 When I've finished. For God's sake, how many times must I say it's urgent? 392 00:53:03,289 --> 00:53:04,527 Urgent! 393 00:53:07,059 --> 00:53:08,757 Shall I cuff him? 394 00:53:08,840 --> 00:53:13,304 Thank you, Nardone, there's no need yet. The gentleman is merely rude. 395 00:53:14,755 --> 00:53:17,672 Still, I'm always on the alert. Good man, Nardone. 396 00:53:21,369 --> 00:53:22,202 Thank you. 397 00:53:51,152 --> 00:53:52,773 Don Mimì, are you feeling ill? 398 00:53:54,527 --> 00:54:00,016 My heart! Go and fetch the doctor! And who's going to sack the flour? 399 00:54:00,099 --> 00:54:04,130 Go on, hurry! Run! I'm going, I'm going! 400 00:54:38,032 --> 00:54:39,016 Did you call Milan? 401 00:54:39,099 --> 00:54:43,036 I told you to stay in there. What did my boss say? 402 00:54:43,119 --> 00:54:43,952 Your boss? 403 00:54:44,035 --> 00:54:47,159 He was pretty explicit. He said you're a... 404 00:54:47,659 --> 00:54:49,896 Pillock. What does that mean? 405 00:54:50,554 --> 00:54:57,857 A bollock. Or, if you prefer the medical term, a testicle. 406 00:54:57,940 --> 00:55:01,436 I don't like that fellow. I'm cuffing him, understood? 407 00:55:01,519 --> 00:55:04,914 No! Doctor, quickly! Don Mimì is ill! 408 00:55:06,974 --> 00:55:08,340 Stay on guard. All right. 409 00:55:11,867 --> 00:55:13,402 Oh, go fuck... 410 00:55:14,922 --> 00:55:16,996 Bloody hell! 411 00:55:51,472 --> 00:55:52,305 The window! 412 00:55:58,273 --> 00:56:00,601 It's too high, for fuck's sake! 413 00:56:14,405 --> 00:56:15,942 - Where is he? - Over there. 414 00:56:19,199 --> 00:56:20,032 Hey! 415 00:56:39,364 --> 00:56:40,197 Don Mimì! 416 00:56:44,561 --> 00:56:45,394 Is he upstairs? 417 00:56:48,224 --> 00:56:51,656 Where the hell has he got to? 418 00:56:51,739 --> 00:56:56,036 Forgive me, my soul, if I deceive you. I want to shower you with fiery kisses! 419 00:56:56,119 --> 00:56:58,941 Fiery kisses! So many fiery kisses! I want to give you... 420 00:57:01,132 --> 00:57:06,277 Don't run, little dove! Let me go! You're my passion! One sublime embrace... 421 00:57:06,360 --> 00:57:13,096 ...from you! What smooth skin, what smooth skin! No, stop! What magnificent... 422 00:57:13,179 --> 00:57:18,076 ...mainland tits you've got! I want to give you kisses, every kind of kiss! 423 00:57:18,159 --> 00:57:22,636 They call me the Bull of Belpertuso. And not because of the horns! 424 00:57:22,719 --> 00:57:27,237 Where are you, my sylph? 425 00:57:27,320 --> 00:57:34,897 There you are, there you are! Such white skin! You're so white! Come, come... 426 00:57:34,980 --> 00:57:37,840 ...come to my little heart! 427 00:57:40,333 --> 00:57:42,476 And I grab! And I grab! 428 00:57:44,264 --> 00:57:48,686 Don Checco! The mayor's had a turn and the doctor's with him at the mill! 429 00:57:48,769 --> 00:57:50,927 What do you mean, he's had a turn? 430 00:57:51,010 --> 00:57:57,897 Ah, I see! He's putting on an act. He wants to shag the doctor! 431 00:57:57,980 --> 00:58:00,677 He needs the usual lesson. Right. How do we get there? 432 00:58:00,760 --> 00:58:06,326 To the mill? I'm motorised! I can go on this. But it's a bloody snail... 433 00:58:06,409 --> 00:58:12,386 ...we'll never make it in time! Step on it! Come on! You're right! 434 00:58:12,469 --> 00:58:16,092 This is the end of Pale-Arse! 435 00:58:18,724 --> 00:58:27,195 I'd sacrifice my honour for you! Stop! Stop! Where are you going? 436 00:58:28,561 --> 00:58:34,164 Don't run away! Stop! And you, dancing fool, stop! 437 00:58:35,632 --> 00:58:42,167 Come on, we're nearly there! Hurry! Don't lose that animal! 438 00:58:42,250 --> 00:58:44,710 There he is! I'll get him! 439 00:58:46,331 --> 00:58:56,304 Come on, down you get! Down, I said! Move! March! One... 440 00:58:57,789 --> 00:59:02,050 ...two, one, two! Keep going, just like that! I love it! 441 00:59:03,570 --> 00:59:04,598 Where are you going? 442 00:59:04,681 --> 00:59:08,969 No way out this way! No way out! That's it! Harder! 443 00:59:11,458 --> 00:59:14,090 Yes, like a wild horse! 444 00:59:17,213 --> 00:59:24,277 Keep going! I love it! Keep going! Kick me in the... 445 00:59:24,360 --> 00:59:27,893 ...belly! Kick me in the belly! 446 00:59:29,987 --> 00:59:40,179 That's it! I told you, no way out! No way out! I'm so excited! 447 00:59:43,806 --> 00:59:51,655 Again, again! Come on, hit me! Darling... 448 01:00:09,369 --> 01:00:14,875 Why do you keep running away? Come on! 449 01:00:15,449 --> 01:00:18,266 Stop there! Wait! 450 01:00:24,306 --> 01:00:25,152 Squad, forward! 451 01:00:29,420 --> 01:00:35,039 You over there, you here. And me? You, that side! 452 01:00:38,887 --> 01:00:41,047 I can't stand it! I'm so excited! 453 01:00:42,550 --> 01:00:44,152 All mine! 454 01:00:45,992 --> 01:00:51,358 Get stuck in! Hold him tight! 455 01:00:55,054 --> 01:00:59,329 Come on, come on! Charge! 456 01:01:02,969 --> 01:01:14,527 Lift him up! Quick! Surround him! Let me go! 457 01:01:17,969 --> 01:01:27,150 We've got him! We've got him! Don't let go! 458 01:01:33,699 --> 01:01:39,418 Come on! Come on! Come on! 459 01:02:09,389 --> 01:02:13,059 Come on! Doctor, mine's disappeared! 460 01:02:14,579 --> 01:02:24,460 Sorry! Sorry! Minchia, this is better than the cinema! 461 01:02:25,639 --> 01:02:29,181 That came out really well. That's all for today, gentlemen. 462 01:02:31,831 --> 01:02:32,664 The fine! 463 01:02:40,353 --> 01:02:44,456 I don't have 500 lire, but drinks are on me at the tavern. They give me credit. 464 01:02:44,539 --> 01:02:47,917 You can drink to my health. Let's all go to the tavern. 465 01:02:48,000 --> 01:02:50,192 Come on, let's go! 466 01:03:13,193 --> 01:03:14,806 Let's check your blood pressure. 467 01:03:24,027 --> 01:03:29,906 One-thirty, normal. You need a tonic. You'll soon feel much stronger... 468 01:03:29,989 --> 01:03:33,561 ...and your appetite will improve too. 469 01:03:37,358 --> 01:03:39,071 I'll write you a prescription now. 470 01:04:56,755 --> 01:04:57,936 Right, let's see. 471 01:05:01,733 --> 01:05:05,125 Bloody hell! There, done. 472 01:05:30,623 --> 01:05:38,452 Ten drops in a tablespoon before meals. 473 01:05:41,945 --> 01:05:48,190 Goodbye. Hey! What have you done to my car? 474 01:05:48,273 --> 01:05:52,257 - Why? - It won't start! It won't start! Sorry. 475 01:05:55,733 --> 01:05:56,744 Perhaps because... 476 01:05:58,382 --> 01:05:59,512 ...this is missing. 477 01:06:02,094 --> 01:06:02,927 Give it to me! 478 01:06:06,719 --> 01:06:08,200 Come here! 479 01:06:17,197 --> 01:06:21,447 - You're not leaving. Give me the key. - Give me that gadget. 480 01:06:21,530 --> 01:06:22,589 - Open up! - No. 481 01:06:28,487 --> 01:06:30,200 Damn it! 482 01:06:42,425 --> 01:06:47,994 The key! Give me that key! 483 01:07:20,817 --> 01:07:23,331 Stop! Hold still! 484 01:07:40,610 --> 01:07:43,141 Doctor, a telegram has arrived for you. 485 01:07:45,369 --> 01:07:50,414 - Slide it under the door. - Yes, under the door. 486 01:07:58,887 --> 01:08:00,389 The test results. 487 01:08:03,510 --> 01:08:04,809 Well? What do they say? 488 01:08:06,396 --> 01:08:08,402 Negative. All negative. 489 01:08:10,226 --> 01:08:14,074 And you kept me here all this time! I'm a doctor. 490 01:08:18,850 --> 01:08:19,761 Some doctor... 491 01:08:29,920 --> 01:08:33,616 The Agricultural Inspectorate has asked me to explain to you... 492 01:08:33,699 --> 01:08:38,297 ...the possibilities for developing livestock farming on mountain pastures. 493 01:08:38,380 --> 01:08:43,877 As you know, animal husbandry is a determining factor... 494 01:08:44,039 --> 01:08:48,229 - When did you decide to leave? - Tomorrow morning. 495 01:08:50,185 --> 01:08:52,453 Tell me, why don't you come with me? With you? 496 01:08:52,970 --> 01:08:57,913 I have my work here. But what are you staying in a village like this for? 497 01:08:58,439 --> 01:09:03,576 I'm a doctor. And a village like this is exactly where I'm needed. 498 01:09:03,659 --> 01:09:07,557 The State wants to educate the rural population. 499 01:09:07,640 --> 01:09:11,956 To that end, I shall show you, by means of slides... 500 01:09:12,039 --> 01:09:15,960 ...several breeds of cattle. And what do we buy the cows with, the slides? 501 01:09:16,380 --> 01:09:21,797 As everyone knows, the State only lets you see its cattle in photographs! 502 01:09:21,880 --> 01:09:24,729 So stop being clever. Please, let's begin. 503 01:09:30,720 --> 01:09:35,946 The breed you see is typical of Tuscany and is a good milk producer. 504 01:09:36,029 --> 01:09:40,406 Like the pharmacist's wife! Its udders can reach quite... 505 01:09:40,489 --> 01:09:47,286 ...impressive proportions. Yes, I can see that! This is a Modicana cow... 506 01:09:47,369 --> 01:09:52,127 ...with a powerful, fleshy rear. The pharmacist's wife's arse! 507 01:09:52,210 --> 01:09:55,560 With proper care it can produce splendid sirloins. 508 01:09:58,902 --> 01:10:03,606 This is a red bovine, typical of the East. Nasty breed... 509 01:10:03,689 --> 01:10:08,946 ...a comrade cow! Highly valued both for work and at the slaughterhouse. 510 01:10:09,029 --> 01:10:14,167 Hammer and sickle! Here in Italy, this breed is steadily increasing in number. 511 01:10:14,250 --> 01:10:19,406 That is due to its talent for compromise. This cow's a politician! 512 01:10:19,489 --> 01:10:26,116 Yes, indeed. And here is a white breed typical of Italy. Its belly is... 513 01:10:26,199 --> 01:10:30,297 ...of remarkable proportions, owing to its ability to gobble up feed... 514 01:10:30,380 --> 01:10:34,856 ...of American production with an insatiable appetite. 515 01:10:34,939 --> 01:10:40,417 It'll also eat at any trough offered to it. A democratic cow, eh? 516 01:10:40,500 --> 01:10:46,456 And now you will see the milk cow par excellence. 517 01:10:46,539 --> 01:10:47,657 Now that's a milk cow! 518 01:10:51,737 --> 01:10:58,996 Pigs! Bastards! That's the last straw! I'm leaving this place! Silence! 519 01:10:59,079 --> 01:11:02,757 Turn that bloody thing off, quick! What do I do, Sergeant, arrest him? 520 01:11:02,840 --> 01:11:04,597 Son of a...! 521 01:11:04,680 --> 01:11:09,977 Come here! I'll smash you! I want to know who pulled this stunt! 522 01:11:10,060 --> 01:11:15,076 I'll lock him up! Mainland breed! Now those are some milking tits! 523 01:11:15,159 --> 01:11:16,898 Milking tits! 524 01:12:22,185 --> 01:12:27,026 Lovely show! I suppose you're all proud of yourselves. I'm sorry, terribly sorry. 525 01:12:27,109 --> 01:12:32,417 I assure you. Well, this time it wasn't your fault. And I'm sorry too... 526 01:12:32,500 --> 01:12:39,437 ...to see you go. You understand that at this point there's nothing else I can do. 527 01:12:39,520 --> 01:12:46,639 It hurts to think I won't see you again. I've grown very fond of you. 528 01:12:47,466 --> 01:12:51,866 Before you arrived I was always aching all over. Think what you like... 529 01:12:51,949 --> 01:12:57,206 ...but I don't know, your presence, your smile... Now I feel wonderful. 530 01:12:57,289 --> 01:13:01,246 I feel as if I'm back in the old days, when I was fighting in East Africa. 531 01:13:01,329 --> 01:13:08,406 For this village you've been like a breath of spring, a gust... 532 01:13:08,489 --> 01:13:14,446 ...of fresh air. I apologise for the way we've behaved towards you. 533 01:13:14,529 --> 01:13:20,717 It's not your fault. This little village will go back to being... 534 01:13:20,800 --> 01:13:26,801 ...what it was before: dull, full of sad days, every one the same, but... 535 01:13:27,443 --> 01:13:36,566 - But I have to leave, do you understand? - Yes, of course, Sigrun. I understand. 536 01:13:36,649 --> 01:13:44,537 I can't blame you. You're right, we're the ones who were wrong. Still... 537 01:15:06,734 --> 01:15:09,029 Come on, come here. 538 01:15:37,836 --> 01:15:44,502 - I can't do it, Sigrun. - Try. Try again. 539 01:16:02,404 --> 01:16:04,212 I can't. 540 01:16:10,844 --> 01:16:18,420 I've waited too long for this moment. 541 01:16:28,377 --> 01:16:32,662 What a shame. A real shame. 542 01:16:36,199 --> 01:16:37,032 But... 543 01:16:39,395 --> 01:16:41,537 - What's a shame? - I don't understand. 544 01:16:49,082 --> 01:16:53,250 I was saying it's a real shame that you're leaving. 545 01:16:54,600 --> 01:17:04,371 Thanks. Perhaps I need a real check-up. Sorry, what did you say? 546 01:17:04,725 --> 01:17:11,761 Oh, no, no, pay no attention. Just the thoughts of a poor old man. 547 01:17:38,609 --> 01:17:40,618 - Looking for someone? - No, no, nobody. 548 01:18:27,462 --> 01:18:33,301 - I'm so glad to see you again. - Me too. Won't you even say hello? 549 01:18:36,509 --> 01:18:40,591 You look so funny, Sasà! 550 01:18:49,975 --> 01:18:57,078 Hey, that's how you kiss him! Bye! Bye! Goodbye, Doctor!